A weekly client pack that ships without the Friday fire drill.
Not a chat UI. A hosted digital employee that produces one weekly artifact: polished client reporting packs + Loom — on a fixed stack you don’t operate yourself.
Acme Agency — Client Performance Pack
Reporting is the job that never ships cleanly.
Agencies lose hours every week stitching dashboards, screenshots, and half-written narratives. Clients notice inconsistency. Juniors burn out. Founders finish the pack on Sunday night.
Status quo
- × Scattered tools, no single owner of the weekly pack
- × Quality depends on who had time that Friday
- × Expensive humans doing glue work, not strategy
- × Self-serve “AI chat” still needs you to operate it
With a managed employee
- ✓ One managed worker, one weekly artifact
- ✓ Fixed template, fixed cadence, human-reviewed
- ✓ Hosted environment + run traces
- ✓ You buy the outcome — we operate the fleet
A hosted digital employee. Not another dashboard login.
Dedicated environment
Computer, model, skills pack, phone/email capability — spun per client, not a shared chat thread.
Operator-run profile
Fixed reporting SOPs, skills, and weekly Loom ritual. Productized, not improvised every week.
Traceable delivery
Run history and human ops so the artifact is reliable enough for client eyes.
From audit to Friday pack in four steps.
Audit
$999 scoped review of your reporting stack, client set, and data sources. Decide if the employee fits.
Stand up
We provision a fixed environment + reporting profile template for your agency.
Weekly ship
Every week: client pack + Loom. Same shape, same SLA. You review; we operate.
Scale the fleet
Add accounts, not headcount. One operator pattern, more client employees as you grow.
We sell a Friday deliverable — not “AI employees.”
First pilot only: weekly client reporting pack for agencies. Visible, demoable, maps to real agency pain. Everything else waits.
Start with an audit. Default pilot is $2,500/mo.
Wedge locked: weekly client reporting pack + Loom only. Three design partner seats while we productize this vertical.
One-time reporting ops audit. Map sources, clients, and whether the weekly pack is the right hire.
- Stack + data source review
- Weekly pack mock for 1 client
- Go / no-go recommendation
- 100% credited to month 1 if you start within 14 days
Managed weekly pack + Loom. We operate. You review. Quote by pack size:
- $2,000/mo — up to 8 clients in the pack
- $2,500/mo — up to 15 clients (default)
- $3,500/mo — up to 25 clients
- Overage during pilot: +$150 / client / mo
- Post-pilot managed: $2,500–$5,000/mo
Agencies, 5–50 clients
Enough reporting volume that glue work hurts, not so large that internal BI already owns it.
Ops-minded owners / COOs
You want a weekly artifact with an SLA — not another tool your team has to babysit.
Not a fit
One-off freelancers, pure self-serve AI chat seekers, or teams that won’t share data access for reporting.
Straight answers.
Is this ChatGPT with a fancy landing page?
No. It’s a managed digital employee: dedicated environment, fixed profile, skills, traces, and a weekly SLA. We operate it. You buy the Friday pack.
What exactly ships every week?
A client reporting pack (metrics + narrative + flags) and a Loom walkthrough. Same shape every week. That’s the product.
Who runs the employee day to day?
Our operator fleet. You get review rights and the deliverable — not a blank agent to prompt yourself.
How long to first useful report?
After the audit and source access, pilot partners typically see the first full weekly pack within 1–2 reporting cycles.
Why only client reporting right now?
Because one weekly artifact is sellable, demoable, and operationally tight. General “AI employees” are a category. Reporting is a product.
Take a design partner seat.
Three agencies. Weekly reporting pack + Loom only. $999 audit → default design partner $2,500/mo.